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Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men - SERIES 1

Two and a Half Men

  • SERIES 1
  • CERT 15
  • 2003
Two and a Half Men - Series 1

SERIES 1

24 EPISODES

  • Pilot

    Episode 1

    Pilot

    Commercial jingle writer Charlie Harper is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach.

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  • Big Flappy Bastards

    Episode 2

    Big Flappy Bastards

    Charlie's longtime cleaning lady, Berta, quits her job, and Charlie quickly realizes he can't function without her.

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  • Go East On Sunset Until You Reach The Gates Of Hell

    Episode 3

    Go East On Sunset Until You Reach The Gates Of Hell

    A fun-filled father/son weekend backfires.

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  • If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going To Take A Nap.

    Episode 4

    If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going To Take A Nap.

    Charlie's longtime cleaning lady quits her job, and Charlie realizes he can't function without her.

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  • Last Thing You Want Is To Wind Up With A Hump

    Episode 5

    Last Thing You Want Is To Wind Up With A Hump

    After a drunken night in Las Vegas, Charlie reluctantly attends one of Jake's soccer games.

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  • Did You Check With The Captain Of The Flying Monkeys?

    Episode 6

    Did You Check With The Captain Of The Flying Monkeys?

    Charlie rethinks the way he treats women.

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  • If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake

    Episode 7

    If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake

    Charlie's beautiful friend Cindy frequently showers at Charlie's house after surfing.

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  • Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without A Snoot-ful

    Episode 8

    Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without A Snoot-ful

    When Alan and Judith argue during a rehearsal of a play that Jake and his classmates are rehearsing, Charlie is forced to handle a roomful of fourth graders alone.

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  • Phase One, Complete

    Episode 9

    Phase One, Complete

    Charlie likes his sweet new girlfriend, Wendy, but he becomes concerned when Jake forms a strong friendship with her.

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  • Merry Thanksgiving

    Episode 10

    Merry Thanksgiving

    Charlie desperately tries to prove to a favourite former girlfriend that he has become a better family man.

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  • Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

    Episode 11

    Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

    Charlie and Jake convince Alan to get a makeover when it appears Judith is moving forward since the breakup.

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  • Camel Filters And Pheremones

    Episode 12

    Camel Filters And Pheremones

    Rose's dream comes true when Charlie pretends that Rose is his girlfriend in order to fend off Prudence.

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  • Sarah Like Puny Alan

    Episode 13

    Sarah Like Puny Alan

    Alan worries that Charlie will become infected with Jake's contagious cold; however, Alan gets sick instead.

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  • I Can't Afford Hyenas

    Episode 14

    I Can't Afford Hyenas

    Charlie learns that his credit rating is ruined, and his debts are all overdue.

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  • Round One To The Hot Crazy Chick

    Episode 15

    Round One To The Hot Crazy Chick

    Charlie and Alan find Frankie , a sexy but seemingly crazy woman, hitting a car with a baseball bat.

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  • That Was Saliva, Alan

    Episode 16

    That Was Saliva, Alan

    Frankie explains why she's in hiding with her 8-year-old daughter, Joanie.

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  • Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats

    Episode 17

    Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats

    Alan offends Charlie by choosing their crazy cousins as Jake's guardians if he and Judith were to die.

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  • An Old Flame With A New Wick

    Episode 18

    An Old Flame With A New Wick

    Charlie agrees to meet with a former girlfriend who ended their relationship years earlier, leaving Charlie devastated.

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  • I Remember The Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember You

    Episode 19

    I Remember The Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember You

    Judith's sinister-but-sexy sister, Liz, plans to attend Jake's 11th birthday party.

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  • Hey, I Can Pee Outside In The Dark

    Episode 20

    Hey, I Can Pee Outside In The Dark

    Jake becomes a brooding musician when he continuously plays "Smoke on the Water" on his guitar.

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  • No Sniffing, No Wowing

    Episode 21

    No Sniffing, No Wowing

    Judith expresses concern that Charlie is a bad influence on Jake.

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  • My Doctor Has A Cow Puppet

    Episode 22

    My Doctor Has A Cow Puppet

    Alan succumbs to Judith's demand that they take Jake to therapy every week because.

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  • Just Like Buffalo

    Episode 23

    Just Like Buffalo

    Judith's support group decide that Charlie's home is an unfit environment for Jake.

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  • Can You Feel My Finger?

    Episode 24

    Can You Feel My Finger?

    One of Charlie's many women fears she's pregnant.

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